Every act of perception, is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. ~Oliver Sacks
Even though Kyle is growing up and becoming more independent and “cool”, he still has a witty sense of humor and makes me laugh, hard! This past weekend his humor shined through and through.
These silly situations usually happens when we have dashboard time in the car. One of us makes a comment, then the other joins in with another comment, only more ridiculous and so on. This continues until we have a seriously stupid yet very comical fictional story for our own pure entertainment.
What was so funny? Our dogs! Kyle asked about Scooby’s behavior with a stranger in the house, the DirectTV guys working on our cables to be exact. I had to lock all three dogs in the bedroom (yes I am still dog sitting Avery), not a good thing! Then, somehow we started on a scenario involving a robber entering the house.
For those of you who don’t know, Scooby is our blond Labrador. Normally, Labs are very friendly dogs, well not Scooby, at least not with anyone else besides us. Scooby is seriously the most gentle and loving dog, borderline clingy, that is ONLY with us. Scooby is not even very nice with friends and family who frequent the house. Yep, he’s a one dog family. He’s too needy for my tastes, but very good with Kyle and pretty protective of him. Kyle lays on Scooby and tugs on him and smothers him and runs him around. Scooby loves every minute of it, unlike my dog Seven who is the Black Labrador. Seven likes to be loved, but does not need saturated with affection like Scooby craves. Scooby mean side is the basis of our sense of humor, at least for this particular story.
Kyle and I went off on ideas of a robber entering the house and how Scooby would react, charging and latching on no doubt. Typical stuff you’d see in a movie when a robber enters the house with an attack dog. At least that’s how I envisioned it. Then, our made up story went a bit non politically correct from there. Do disrespect intended.
We started laughing about this fictitious robber who now has a wooden prosthetic leg. I know, now-a-days most prosthetic legs are made from some sort of metal, however I also know first hand they used to be made of wood. How do I know? My beloved pappy had not one, but two prosthetic legs. I’ve talked about my dad’s dad many times before Truly Homemade, Who Does Kyle Favor More, Pappy? He had his first leg amputated below the knee before I could remember, and the other leg amputated above the knee when I was a little girl. At the house, he used a wheelchair to get around, but when he was at work (yes he worked in a sawmill until he had a stroke and died) he had two prosthetic legs. He would walk on them with two canes. My pap was mentally and physically strong.
Our story started with Scooby getting a hold of this mysterious stranger’s leg and yanking it off. To add to the fun and drama, our scene continued with Scooby gnawing on the leg and turning it into sawdust while the robber hops along. Then, somehow Scooby got outside, still clutching the wooden prosthetic leg and running around the backyard, proud of his new “stick”. Scooby would throw it in the air and catch it and then the other dogs would join in pulling and play with the leg.
What happened to the robber? No clue. We focused on the humor of Scooby running around with a wooden leg.
As we detailed this ridiculous story, I commented how funny it would be to come home to Scooby running with a wooden prosthetic leg in his mouth. “Can you imagine him greeting us as we pulled in the driveway with a leg hanging out of his mouth?” Kyle and I died! We were laughing so hard, no sound was exiting our mouths. If it wasn’t for his seat belt, Kyle would have been rolling around on the floor of the car. It was one of those gut stretching laughs that caused your body to convulse and the muscles to tighten up, one of those perfect laughs that relaxes you.
I know my words don’t do the story justice and for the life of me I couldn’t remember all the silly comments we both made, but thinking back on it now, it’s still totally hilarious to me! Guess you had to be there.
I love my little man! He makes life so much fun and entertaining. Even a simple car ride turned out to be a memory that I’ve been chuckling about all week.
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Below is a video of Kyle, Mr. Shirtless running around my parent’s backyard with our boys, Seven and Scooby. Two good Labradors!