You can’t be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. ~Sarah Jessica Parker

Kyle tripped over an animal carcass while walking to our next location to squirrel hunt with dad. He splattered in the snow. 2/16/13
This past Saturday, me, dad and Kyle participated in a squirrel hunt contest, hosted by Gutchess Hardwoods, mom’s work. Everyone had two or three people to a team. It started at daybreak and ended at 3:00 pm. Since it’s small game season, they assigned points for the legal animals in addition to squirrel, after all it was a squirrel hunt. We received a list of our legal targets such as coyote, crow, pheasant, rabbit and naturally squirrel, along with a point system for each. You were docked if you shot a red squirrel. Raccoon and fox were also on the list but I refuse to shoot either. I don’t know who came up with the list or the point system, but both needed to be reevaluated.
I’ve only ever seen a fox once in my life, and believe it or not, it ran across the road in front of me a few months ago near my parents house. So cool! I felt blessed and privileged to see this miniature dog-like beast scurry past me. Since I haven’t seen many foxes, actually only that one, and let’s face it my love for raccoons Raccoon or Cat? is an instant protector of the fury nocturnal bandits, both critters didn’t make my list of small game to shoot. On a side note, I do want to state a fact. If a sick animal, of any kind approaches me or my family, even a raccoon, I wouldn’t think twice about putting it down. I told Kyle about my adjusted list and he gave me the orneriest look and said, “I’m shooting them Aunt Heather! They are worth more points.” I told him I’m doing it on principle. One, “I like those animals and I don’t want to shoot them”; two “We weren’t planning on eating them, unlike the squirrels so I see no point in killing them”; and three “I’m your Aunt and you have to live with me if you do shoot them.” With that I gave him a very unsure smile, half serious and half joking. Turning the conversation quickly to his side, Kyle said, “Pap pap is planning on shooting them.” I smiled and confirmed his thoughts by saying, “Yes, pappy does what he wants.” And with that the discussion was over.
The night before we gathered up our cloths, rifles and .22 bullets, so the morning would run smoothly. Dad let me use Ryan’s .22, while Kyle picked his semiautomatic, with what seemed like an endless clip. I asked him, “Are you planning on turning our small game into Swiss cheese?” He just laughed. It’s always exciting getting ready for a day of hunting, it really is! Even when I was younger, before I could hunt, watching mom gather dad’s stuff in preparation for the following day was exhilarating. Maybe it’s the anticipation of what might happen and what creatures will make themselves known.
Throughout the evening Kyle kept saying, “Squirrel”. He was cracking me up! That was taken from the Disney movie Up. We would be packing my trusty backpack with provisions like a Thermos of water, crackers, apples and such and Kyle would just throw out there, squirrel! We became Thing 1 and Thing 2 echoing the word, squirrel every-now-and-again. I don’t think anybody else got our humor.

Kyle enjoying a fall day with his pap on the quad. 11/18/03
The next morning didn’t move as swiftly as I’d like. Dad is slowing up in his old age. He used to be dressed, fed, at his location, and ready and waiting for the action, even before sunrise. Not so much now-a-days, but he’s still faster than Kyle, just not what he used to be. Right before we headed out I let the boys run around in the snow. I swear they saw the guns and saw us getting layered up for the cold, and knew they weren’t invited. So Scooby and Seven took it upon themselves to go for their own walk. I’m guessing they were mad at me for not taking them on their hike the week prior. So this little hiccup delayed us because dad had to leave on the quad and go and track down the bad dogs.
As dad was playing bounty hunter, Kyle and I headed up the woods in dad’s direction. Would you believe Kyle complained the entire way up the hill? Yep! He didn’t want to wear his bibs, or his hat, or a T-shirt under his bibs (he wanted to go bare chested), or warm socks, or gloves and he certainly didn’t want to walk with all the clothing on while holding his own .22. That’s our Kyle, it wouldn’t be a day without some sort of complaining about clothing or walking. I will admit, he was sweating under his gear, which is not good when it’s cold out, but he needs to learn to layer when needed and strip down when he’s hot, preferably without whining. If it was up to him, he would have left in the snow with a T-shirt, shorts and flip flops. Not on my watch, when it was clearly freezing outside.
We reached the top of the hill and made ourselves a spot on a rock. It was such a pretty day! The snow fell all night long and covered everything with fresh fluffy snow, like the ground and trees were covered in cotton balls. Since the weather moved in, all the animals hunkered down in the morning and weren’t moving around, not good for hunting, but very peaceful. Dad said he saw coyote tracks and deer tracks, but no squirrel. In addition to the woodpecker we heard, Kyle and I heard a crow in the distance but nothing within visibility.
Eventually we walked down the road near the cabin. To create a little adventure and to follow the dogs tracks, Kyle and I followed the power line right away down to our location. Along the way, Kyle tripped and splattered down the hill in the powder. I turned around and saw him flattened on the ground, partially covered in snow. His rifle flew out of his hand and landed a foot away from him. I couldn’t believe my eyes! At first, I started laughing, especially when Kyle lifted his snow covered, bright red faced, black dog hat wearing head up at me. After I helped him out of the snow and shook most of the cold fluff from his limbs, I noticed an object surfaced from the ground. Kyle tripped over a carcass of some small animal. Really? I just walked through there and managed to make it without raising the dead. Not Kyle. Once I pointed out the ribcage, Kyle joined in on my laughter.

Kyle after he pulled himself out of the snow. He loves that .22. 2/16/13
Then, you think Kyle got it out of his system, but nope. After the three of us sat in the woods near a tree holding squirrels nests and saw nothing, we decided to head back home. Dad was on the quad and Kyle and I were on foot, well at least for a little while. In middle of the path there was a huge branch off to the side. I get it when the objects are camouflaged by the snow, but when they are clearly visible there is no reason to trip over them. Apparently, Kyle didn’t get the memo because the next thing I knew, he splattered all over the ground again. Really? Yep! At this time, I lost it. I was between seriously expressing my amusement and my amazement. Walking right beside Kyle, I was laughing all the way down the hill, that is until Kyle realized he lost his small clip. Yes the child has a small clip that same with the gun and a larger one courtesy of his pappy. Kyle, clearly upset over this discovery stated, with absolute certainty that the clip used to be tucked away in his pocket.
After we backtracked, and by the grace of God found the clip, we headed back to the house again. This time we decided to cut down through the woods to pop out onto our neighbors driveway. Would you believe just as we approached the clearing, Kyle did it again? Yes! He fell again! To be honest, at this point I’m glad we had a few inches of fresh power to break his falls. If not, that kid would have been pretty bruised and possibly bloody. I turned to Kyle and said, “Buddy, what is wrong with you? First day with the new feet? I have never seen someone fall as many times as you have in one day, let along one morning!” Kyle seemed to be accustomed to his consistency of gravity taking hold of him because he just started laughing and laughing. At least he was amusing himself! To really make light of the situation I said, “What are you trying to wrestle the squirrels?”
We giggled over Kyle’s actions all the way to the paved road. Then it dawned on me that this is a recipe for disaster. Trying to give fair warning, I commented “Kyle you better be careful on the road, if you fall again, it’s really going to hurt.” Kyle considered this and said nothing.
We made it back to the house and enjoyed the rest of the day inside. I really had a lot of fun, even though there wasn’t any movement. It’s nice sometimes to just get out in the fresh, crisp air and enjoy the silence and beauty God gave us.
Eventually around 1:00 pm, our neighbor called and said Seven and Scooby was hanging around his house. Yep those dogs were running from 7:30 am to 1:00 pm. I took the quad up the road and had them follow me back, into the punishment of mom. Needless to day, they spent most of the day under the kitchen table being punished for their rebellion. Maybe if they could say ‘squirrel’ there scolding wouldn’t have been so harsh. Perhaps next time I’ll prep them a little better.
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